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CASEFILES File #1 - Dec 4th, 1997 File #2 - Dec 15th, 1997 File #3 - Jan 5th, 1998 File #4 - Jan 17th, 1998 File #5 - Feb 8th, 1998 File #6 - March 14th, 1998 File #7 - April 27th, 1998 File #8 - June 11th, 1998 File #9 - July 31st, 1999 File #10 - August 11th, 1999 File #11 - September 7th, 1999 File #12 - October 9th, 1999 File #13 - November 1st, 1999 File #14 - December 2nd, 1999 File #15 - January 3rd, 2000 File #16 - February 15th, 2000 File #17 - March 2nd, 2000 File #18 - April 3rd, 2000 File #19 - May 24th, 2000 File #20 - June 4th, 2000 File #21 - July 5th, 2000 File #22 - August 2nd, 2000 File #23 - September 2nd, 2000 File #24 - October 10th, 2000 File #25 - November 4th, 2000 File #26 - December 3rd, 2000 File #27 - January 8th, 2001 File #28 - February 12th, 2001 File #29 - March 1st, 2001 File #30 - July 2nd, 2001 File #31 - February 23rd, 2003

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Karen, and I've been GMing Shadowrun now over several years and multiple countries. Yes, an Honest-To-God female SRGM, who is affectionately (I hope) referred to by her players as 'The GM with PMS.' And don't think they're kidding :) Along with the dubious honour of GMing, I am also the President of the C.L.U.E. Foundation (Clueless Legions Unearthed and Exposed).

Over the course of my gaming history, I have been continually amazed at the ridiculous, bizarre, and at times downright hilarious situations gamers get their PC's into. Here in the archives of C.L.U.E. you will find the 'worst of the worst' stories sent to C.L.U.E. (accompanied by moans of disbelief and despair) by GMs and players around the globe.

However, in order to keep the files up to date, I need input from YOU, Gentle Readers. So:

GMs: Send me your worst five aspirin/six beer runs-gone-to-crap, and your "I don't BELIEVE they did that" situations.
Players: I need input from you as well, as eye-witnesses (or perpetrators). Tell me of your three hours of legwork runs blown to hell-and-back by acts of the Clueless. You, too, have stories to tell.

Using your input (subject to editing), C.L.U.E. provides the running public with a humorous look at the lighter side of this dark game we all know and love.

WARNING: The following contain complete disclosures of the existence of Cluelessness in the Shadows. Exposure to this material may be hazardous, as rampant Cluelessness has in some cases proven infectious.

Enjoy!

Contact C.L.U.E. at karenmr@shadowrun.html.com

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